Britney ain’t the only celeb recently exposed on video

Getting famous has got to be harder than becoming an astronaut. Gotta love Britney’s ability to stay in the public eye even though she is getting noticed for mostly bad things it is still publicity.

Not like people who have done sextapes for the idea of either reclaiming fame or getting it. Screech to name one. That dipshit needs to just fall off the face of the planet. Did you want that video? I didn’t and never plan to download it.

Britney spears sextape(s) are still very controversial because she insists that they are all fake but that’s not uncommon with celebs who get caught talking with their mouths full.. full of cock that is.

Rather see Britney with her mouth wrapped around some dude’s penis?

Is it just me or has Britney Spears shaved lately?? Comparison pic of two years ago (on left) and one from her beach action this month.

Okay so I’m an assclown. If I could dance I’d be a shoe in for Britney’s next husband.

Check out Britney with a mouth full of cock here

I am so upset because I missed the How I met your mother episode last night that showcased the return of Britney Spears. The first time Britney was on the show I actually thought she did a great job. Now that she’s supposedly dating Barney I’m told that it’s only to get close to Ted.

Wish there were more Britney Spears updates but she’s kept her pussy under wraps lately.

Police were called to Britney Spears’ house last night to settle a “family custody dispute”. The troubled star was supposed to turn over her two kids to ex-husband Kevin Federline’s bodyguard at 7 p.m. but refused. And then things started getting weird. Ambulances, fire trucks, and police cars, oh my! Oh yeah, and a police chopper. They were all there. The ambulances were called because police discovered Britney “under the influence of an unknown substance.” Britney was then strapped to a gurney and taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she is currently under observation. A source told Us Weekly:

Spears has been designated a “special needs” patient, meaning “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.” (Source)

A cameraman chasing Britney Spears last night is in critical condition this morning after he was hit by another cameraman. The accident occurred as Britney was leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. As a caravan of paparazzi was turning onto Santa Monica Blvd., the victim–on a motorcycle and acting as an independent “spotter” for various photo agencies–was literally ran over by a silver Ranger Rover driven by a paparazzo working for the X17 agency. A source told That Other Blog:

“We were just informed the paparazzo is alive, but in critical condition. He suffered broken legs, broken arms and a broken back.” (Source)

Damn dude, Britney Spears is getting more and more dangerous to follow by the day. When she’s not hitting the paparazzi, the paparazzi are hitting each other. It’s like Iraq out there–they’re more “embedded” with her than they are following her. Obviously the next logical step is to start giving these guys medals for bravery, valor, or in the above case, injuries suffered while in the line of duty–the Purple Heart. Only the Britney Spears Purple Heart is made of pastries and has a cream-filled center. I just think it’s appropriate. And it has sprinkles. Can’t forget about those sprinkles.

Britney is showing her snizz again

Britney seems to adore drama and these pics of her nude in a swimming pool certainly bring that. She’s drunk and letting some strange college dude lick, kiss, and molest the pop stars naughty areas.