Check out Britney with a mouth full of cock here

I am so upset because I missed the How I met your mother episode last night that showcased the return of Britney Spears. The first time Britney was on the show I actually thought she did a great job. Now that she’s supposedly dating Barney I’m told that it’s only to get close to Ted.

Wish there were more Britney Spears updates but she’s kept her pussy under wraps lately.

Police were called to Britney Spears’ house last night to settle a “family custody dispute”. The troubled star was supposed to turn over her two kids to ex-husband Kevin Federline’s bodyguard at 7 p.m. but refused. And then things started getting weird. Ambulances, fire trucks, and police cars, oh my! Oh yeah, and a police chopper. They were all there. The ambulances were called because police discovered Britney “under the influence of an unknown substance.” Britney was then strapped to a gurney and taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she is currently under observation. A source told Us Weekly:

Spears has been designated a “special needs” patient, meaning “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.” (Source)

A cameraman chasing Britney Spears last night is in critical condition this morning after he was hit by another cameraman. The accident occurred as Britney was leaving the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. As a caravan of paparazzi was turning onto Santa Monica Blvd., the victim–on a motorcycle and acting as an independent “spotter” for various photo agencies–was literally ran over by a silver Ranger Rover driven by a paparazzo working for the X17 agency. A source told That Other Blog:

“We were just informed the paparazzo is alive, but in critical condition. He suffered broken legs, broken arms and a broken back.” (Source)

Damn dude, Britney Spears is getting more and more dangerous to follow by the day. When she’s not hitting the paparazzi, the paparazzi are hitting each other. It’s like Iraq out there–they’re more “embedded” with her than they are following her. Obviously the next logical step is to start giving these guys medals for bravery, valor, or in the above case, injuries suffered while in the line of duty–the Purple Heart. Only the Britney Spears Purple Heart is made of pastries and has a cream-filled center. I just think it’s appropriate. And it has sprinkles. Can’t forget about those sprinkles.

Britney is showing her snizz again

Britney seems to adore drama and these pics of her nude in a swimming pool certainly bring that. She’s drunk and letting some strange college dude lick, kiss, and molest the pop stars naughty areas.