It must be a tough life. Wanna trade?

Police were called to Britney Spears’ house last night to settle a “family custody dispute”. The troubled star was supposed to turn over her two kids to ex-husband Kevin Federline’s bodyguard at 7 p.m. but refused. And then things started getting weird. Ambulances, fire trucks, and police cars, oh my! Oh yeah, and a police chopper. They were all there. The ambulances were called because police discovered Britney “under the influence of an unknown substance.” Britney was then strapped to a gurney and taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she is currently under observation. A source told Us Weekly:
Spears has been designated a “special needs” patient, meaning “they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don’t hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don’t pass anything to them.” (Source)